Thanks all for the entries to the caption competition at the chrimbo dinner. Here are the “highlights”….
Annual walking-stick race veers off course
Ferar refuses to admit short-cut was a failure
Once again Andy leads us up sh*t creek, but at least this time we have a stick
2009 Club trip dissapoints compared to 2008
How dirty would you like it?
The Ladies’ showers flood again
“I told you the Green Belt Relay was tricky. I think Jim went that way”
Beckenham Runners search unsuccessfully for Dulwich Runners’ sense of humour
The search for Ben’s ancestors proves fruitless
Another Green Belt wrong turn
Beckenham take an embaressing wrong turn during “reclaim the streets”
“Surely one of you can ride a bike without stabilisers?”
They should have said it was quick-drying cement
Take me for a ride!
Beckenham try the Madission, but are too distracted by lovely “SideBurns” Jason (Yummy)
See, I told you cycling was easy.
Kate adamantly points out she is NOT a “little teapot” – several variations on this one and the hokey cokey, macarena, etc
“Beckenarama” Beckenham’s own bananarama tribute band, work out a new routine
“And…” – Some kind of existentialist contribution there.
Nobody told me it was fancy dress
How many times do I have to tell you we dont support the Dutch football team
Anyone else for running camp?
Thats right, its “Big” John, now form an orderley queue.
Who has the best massage technique
I mean… its not even as though its that cold.
Beckenham knocked out by JLS in the X-factor heats
When Andy loses his contact lens, we all suffer.
“Bottoms Up” From Beckenham Runners
Local Runners warm up for Annual Farting Competition. “We do it for the crack!” A spokeperson says.
Go through that again John. Where do babies come from?
